Oh man this drawer is so full. I probably don’t wear half these bras. Yeah, this one is old too. I should get rid of some. (Picks up bra. Inspects it) It’s a great color though. Maybe I’ll give it one last go. (Puts bra on.) Feels comfy. See? Good thing I didn’t toss it. (Walks over to closet to get shirt. Elastic bra strap snaps off narrowly missing face. Removes bra and places it in trash can.) One down, ten to go.
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
Not smart Mark, not smart.
imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever
and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage
finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience
and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like
I accept the challenge from George Takei and Luke Evans, and I nominate Laura Linney, Derek Jacobi and Anthony Hopkins
Another one I was waiting for!